Quote from Rose in Once, in St. Olaf
Rose: Ever since I've been a candy striper, I've been giving all my patients the traditional St. Olaf fun pack. Each one has a pack of gum, a bar of soap and sock puppets. I like to pretend one of 'em's you and one of 'em's Dorothy. [as Blanche] Hi, Dorothy. How you feel? [as Dorothy] Oh, woe is me. I can't get a date. Nobody asks me out. Woe is me. Woe- [Dorothy hits Rose with a newspaper] Bad puppet.