Dorothy: The contractions have been approximately five minutes apart for the last 45 minutes. I suggest you see how dilated she is.
Doctor: Gee, I never would have thought of that.
Blanche: Let's get her head up so the baby can get more oxygen.
Sophia: No, get her feet up so it'll be a boy.
Rose: Oh, raise her arms. I want a girl.
Mr. Ninervini: [blows whistle]
Doctor: Listen up! I want three people in here: the pregnant woman, the coach and the baby.