Rose: I think it's impossible to paint autumn in St. Olaf.
Dorothy: How come?
Rose: Maybe it's because of the horrible St. Olaf falling leaf story.
Dorothy: Please, Rose. If this is a story about a man named Leif, I don't want to hear it.
Rose: It's not that long-
Dorothy: No.
Rose: It has a surprise ending.
Dorothy: All right, Rose. Just the ending, but keep it short.
Rose: Splat.