Sophia: Oh, so you're studying for your interview?
Dorothy: Uh-huh. I know it's a lot of added responsibility, but I really want this job.
Sophia: Then why are you reading the racing form?
Dorothy: The racing form? Why would you think I'm reading the racing form?
Sophia: You can't lie to your mother. Mothers always know when you lie. Don't you think I knew what your brother Phil was doing in the bathroom when he said he was oiling his baseball glove? He was working on his Simplicity patterns.