Quote from Dorothy in Cheaters
Glen: So what do you say? Will you marry me? I wanna get my life together. I'm really no good being single. Just look around. Dorothy: I am looking and listening, and I can't help but remember that I've been in the room before when your wife called and you said you were alone. Then you were cheating on her. Glen: With you. Dorothy: Yes. But I've also been Bernice and have my husband call me and he was always alone too. Now, I was married to Stanley for 38 years and for approximately 39 of those years he cheated on me. Glen: I told a little lie because it's gonna take her some time to get used to the idea of you and me. Dorothy: Yeah, well, I'm going to need a little time to get used to it too. Look, I'm- I'm not saying you're a cheater. I'm not saying that you're like Stan. I don't know. Maybe there's something wrong with me. That I'm not trusting enough but I'm gonna need some time. Glen: So what are you telling me? It's gonna be months or years? Or maybe never? Dorothy, if we were both 25, I could wait but I need someone in my life now. Dorothy: Are you sure that you wanna marry me or are you just afraid to be alone? Glen: Who wants to be alone? Dorothy: Nobody. I don't. But if you're marrying me because I happen to be on the top of the list, then maybe I shouldn't be on the list. Glen: So I guess this is it, huh? Dorothy: I guess so. Glen: I still love you, Dorothy. Dorothy: I love you too. Glen: If you change your mind- Dorothy: If you change yours. [exits, returns] There's no reason why my mother shouldn't have the cookies.