Dorothy: You know something, Blanche? You're not the only one who ever had a problem with sisters. When I was a kid, I had a doll named Mrs. Doolittle. And Gloria was not supposed to-
Sophia: Do we have to listen to that damn Mrs. Doolittle story again? So your sister broke your doll. It was 50 years ago.
Dorothy: It was very traumatic. She was my favorite doll. I didn't talk to Gloria for months. But eventually, Blanche, I realized sisters are harder to replace than dolls. So we made up, and I vowed right then and there never ever to fight over something so childish and silly again. My favorite!
Rose: I have a sister story I think you'll find interesting.
Dorothy: She didn't just break it, she made it so the eyes would never close again. She made Mrs. Doolittle look like a morphine addict!