Sophia: What are you reading?
Dorothy: This pamphlet on AIDS and teenagers. It's really so discouraging. Parents don't talk to their kids about sex. I mean, this is so important you'd think they'd get past their embarrassment.
Sophia: Thank God I was one of those progressive parents.
Dorothy: Oh, I was amazed at how you used those technical terms. You told me never to let a boy touch me "you know where." And you spelled "where."
Sophia: Well, maybe I used to be old-fashioned, but times have changed. So when I was at the pharmacy I bought you some condoms. Your boyfriends are supposed to put them you know w-h-e-r-e.