Blanche: You don't understand, Sophia. A celebrity auction is where famous people donate personal items to bid on for charities.
Dorothy: That's a great idea, Blanche, but it's a little late. I mean, how are we gonna find celebrities to donate stuff and donate it fast?
Blanche: Well, I can pull some strings. It so happens I know some famous people.
Dorothy: Who?
Blanche: I don't want to divulge his name, but I'll give you a clue. I know what the F stands for in William F. Buckley.