Blanche: Oh, for goodness' sakes. Why, you two could be celebrity look-alikes.
Dorothy: Oh, Blanche, honey, you really think so?
Blanche: Well, absolutely. So, which one's Cheech and which one's Chong?
Sophia: I'm Sonny Bono, you idiot.
Dorothy: Gee, I wonder how many maitre Dd's have heard that line.