Sophia: This is tough, Blanche. I know how you feel. I hate to say it, but Sal almost cheated on me once.
Dorothy: Ma. Really?
Sophia: I was pregnant with your brother Phil. And just because I put on 40lbs and was crying all the time, your father got the wandering eye.
Dorothy: Did you ever find out who it was?
Sophia: I never actually met her, but I heard she was a short, scrawny, birdlike thing who never shut up. I guess variety is the spice of life.