Dorothy: I'm sorry, Ma.
Sophia: Sorry enough to be in the Shady Pines mother-daughter beauty pageant?
Dorothy: Ma, you hate Shady Pines. Why do you want to go back?
Sophia: Two words. Gladys Goldfine.
Dorothy: Ma, just because you don't like the woman doesn't mean that we have to embarrass ourselves in public.
Sophia: This contest is my chance to put that old witch in her place, once and for all. Not only am I a looker, but I have a daughter twice as beautiful as hers.
Dorothy: Ma, that's very sweet, but I still-
Sophia: And then I thought, "Wait. Your sister Gloria is in California." So it's you or nothing.