Blanche: After I looked through the paperwork, I realized how expensive healthcare is for the elderly. You know, some folks have lost their life savings. I mean, people ought to write their congressman or something. In fact, I am so touched, when you cut my check, don't make it out to me.
Rose: That's beautiful, Blanche.
Blanche: Make it out to "Hair by Robert." Well, I'm not gonna declare it as income and let those lazy congressmen have my tax dollars!
Rose: Blanche, I don't wanna do that.
Blanche: Oh. Well, all right, just pay me under the table.
Rose: Oh, sure! I know that trick. Dorothy's done that to me before. I go under the table and you never show up. No way!