Dorothy: Ma, I'm talking about my negative thinking.
Sophia: I know what you're talking about. Remember what your cousin Frederico used to say: "People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever's in the glass."
Dorothy: Ma, Cousin Frederico was a hopeless alcoholic who played boccie ball with an imaginary friend named Little Luigi.
Sophia: Kind of puts that dripping faucet in perspective, doesn't it?