Quote from Dorothy in Mary Has a Little Lamb
Mary: Well, I tried talking to my father, but he just went all crazy when I told him. Dorothy: That's what fathers do - they yell and they barbecue. That's what separates them from the apes. Mary: Well, what did your father do when he found out you were pregnant? Dorothy: He chased Stan for three blocks with a salami. Mary: How come? Dorothy: They don't leave marks.