Quote from Dorothy in All That Jazz
Dorothy: Stanley, you're going to have to throw your own son out of your own house. Stan: Dorothy, I can't. How can I sit in judgment of how Michael lives his life? Here I am, a middle-aged man selling novelties for a living. You know, things could've been different if I'd applied myself thirty years ago. Dorothy: You could have invented plastic vomit, instead of just selling it.