Quote from Rose in All That Jazz
Blanche: Rose! Honey, it's three in the morning! Why are you staring at those light bulbs? Rose: I'm running a consumer test for work. I have to see which one of these lasts longer. Blanche: Rose, you ninny, don't you know staring at light bulbs for hours is bad for your eyes? Rose: Hey, instead of worrying about my eyes, I'd be more concerned with those purple spots all over your face. Oh, I'm sorry, Blanche. I'm frazzled. Not only is this due tomorrow, but I have to make sure this watch really is waterproof. Blanche: Honey, why don't you take the watch off your wrist? Rose: Come on, Blanche! Then I'd have my hand in a bucket of water for nothing.