Dorothy: What's in the shoebox, Blanche?
Blanche: Every last receipt and scrap of paper I have collected over the last five years. Or a pair of shoes. What am I going to do? I'm meeting with my accountant tomorrow. He said to bring everything.
Dorothy: You better include a cake with a file in it. Where are your receipts, Blanche?
Blanche: I always thought you only needed a receipt if the dress you bought didn't fit.