Dorothy: Rose thinks her car's been stolen.
Sophia: No, it hasn't. It's parked right outside.
Dorothy: Ma's right.
Rose: Well, it wasn't there a minute ago, I swear it. How can it be gone one minute and back the next?
Dorothy: I think I know. Ma, why are you carrying that phone book?
Sophia: I can carry a book. It's a free country. Even the Statue of Liberty carries a book.
Dorothy: You were driving again.
Sophia: Who says?
Dorothy: This phone book is still warm. You were sitting on it so you could see over the steering wheel.