Quote from Sophia in Rites of Spring
[flashback:] Stan: Hi, babe. It's me, Stan. Wait, let me rephrase that. It's me, the new Stan. Dorothy: What are you talking about? Stan: Don't you notice a difference? Can't you see the glow? Can't you see the light radiating off me? Sophia: Sure. It's the porch light glaring off your head.