Quote from Sophia in Rites of Spring
[flashback:]Dorothy: Gee, Ma, I don't know if this was such a good idea. Rose: I think you're right, Dorothy. I think I should've done my own hair. I've been doing it for years. Sophia: That's why it looks like something you buy on a stick at halftime. Blanche: Sophia, we're just a little bit nervous. This is a very important event. We want to look perfect. Sophia: Please! The man works with scissors, not a sandblaster.