John Porter: What I need to know is, does your mother require any special medical care?
Sophia: She does. Uh, an old war injury. Remember the Maine? She didn't. She was a frogman and swam right into the bulkhead. They put a metal plate in her head, and now she gets HBO through her eyeballs. Don't look at me like that. If Tyson has another fight, you may wanna set her up in the rec hall.
John Porter: This is all hard to believe.
Sophia: If it's not true, my name isn't Sophia Pehawkins.