Trudy: Hi, everybody! [gasps]
Blanche: Trudy? I don't believe this. I don't believe this. Is that you?
Trudy: In the flesh.
Blanche: Yeah, but I can't believe- I can't believe- I can't believe you're really here!
Rose: Why, I don't understand! How did you?
Trudy: It was all staged, Rose. A patented Trudy McMann practical joke. [concerned murmurs]
Blanche: Well, I don't find that one bit funny.
Rose: It was cruel, Trudy.
Trudy: Come on! It was just a practical joke like we did in high school.
Blanche: Some of the things we did in high school are not necessarily appropriate when we're adults. Like staying up all night and carousing around, dating every other man you meet. I'm losing credibility here, aren't I?