Quote from Dorothy in Till Death Do We Volley
Blanche: I remember I was a blossoming belle who had just won the Little Miss Magnolia Pageant. Dorothy: Blanche, before you start, realize I am very vulnerable now and in no mood to hear a story about you and some yahoo cracker with four first names pawing at each other under a magnolia tree. Blanche: Well, pardon me, Dorothy, but we can't all come from places as socially acceptable as Brooklyn. Dorothy: I'm sorry, Blanche. I'm sorry. Go on with the story. Just try to shy away from words like "tarnation" and "catfish."