Eddie: Please. Please, let me finish. I know I'm plain to look at, but everything I do seems to drive the opposite sex crazy. I don't do it on purpose. It just happens. The way I look at a woman. The way I make love to a woman.
The way I kiss a woman. The way I make love to a woman.
Rose: You said "make love" twice.
Eddie: I know. It's my favorite. I'm not surprised you wanted to dump me tonight, Dorothy, the good ones always do. They always end up wanting more than just nights filled with unbridled ecstasy.
Blanche: What are you doing tomorrow night?
Eddie: I'd better get going. I've caused enough trouble.
Dorothy: Look, Eddie, can't we see each other occasionally, just as friends?
Eddie: It won't work. It's like trying to eat one potato chip. Au revoir.