Blanche: Would it be rude of me to ask just what that picture is you have of me?
John: Oh, well... You make me laugh, so you got a terrific smile.
Blanche: Yes.
John: You're smart and thoughtful, so you've got beautiful eyes.
Blanche: Yes.
John: And you're a music lover, so you've got a big behind.
Blanche: Ye- No!
John: Just wanted to see if you were paying attention.