Quote from Dorothy in Sophia's Wedding
Dorothy: What's a terrific idea? Rose: Hiring an Elvis impersonator for our next club meeting. Blanche: Dorothy, if you were picking an Elvis impersonator, how would you pick a good one? Dorothy: I'd thump on his belly and see if he's ripe. How the hell should I know? And why the hell should I care? You threw me out of your crummy club.