Blanche: Well, that about concludes the first meeting of the Hunk-a Hunk-a Burnin' Love Fan Club. But before we adjourn, our secretary has a real special surprise. A genuine Elvis artifact!
Rose: It's a partially-eaten pork chop. He had beautiful teeth, didn't he? It's wonderful!
Dorothy: This has to be a fake. I mean, Elvis would never have left this much meat on a pork chop. [laughs]
Blanche: Dorothy, you're out of the club. Meeting is adjourned. Thank you, ladies. See you next week.