Sophia: Let me tell you something I've never told a soul. When I was unconscious, hovering between life and death, I began a journey toward a great white light. Along the way were all the people who went before me. I saw my parents. I saw your father. I saw the Ritz Brothers. Believe me, they're much funnier dead. As I was about to enter the light, a voice boomed, "Before you can enter the gates of heaven, "you must patch things up with your ex-son-in-law Stan."
Stan: You see, babe? It's all part of the big guy's master plan. I am but a humble servant.
Dorothy: Mr. Belvedere is a humble servant, Stanley. You're a horse's ass.