Quote from Sophia in Bang the Drum, Stanley
Stan: No, Dorothy, stop. I really feel like this is all my fault. That's why I'm getting him, he's the best. And I'm gonna pay for him. Rose: You, paying for something?! Stan: What are you saying, I'm cheap? Dorothy: Well, of course she's saying you're cheap. You're the only man I know who owns a timeshare dog.