Rose: I don't believe it. This is incredible news. I've been nominated for St. Olaf woman of the year.
Blanche: That's nice. Did the new TV Guide come yet?
Sophia: Blanche, you don't understand. In St. Olaf this is the highest honor there is. Oh, I never dreamed that someone as unqualified as I am would ever be nominated for anything so important.
Dorothy: I guess Dan Quayle really opened the floodgates.