Major Barker: Now, in this case, we've done most of the research at the base, so I just have a couple of routine questions to follow up. Question number one: was the object you saw more triangular or cylindrical?
Dorothy: No, triangular.
Major Barker: Was it blue in color?
Dorothy: Yes.
Major Barker: Did it leave a faint trail of yellow exhaust?
Dorothy: Yes, it did!
Major Barker: Very good. Ms. Zbornak, there's a perfectly simple explanation for what you saw.
Dorothy: Well, I always knew there would be.
Major Barker: What you and Rose Nylund saw was a UFO.