Quote from Rose in Yes, We Have No Havanas
Dorothy: Rose. Rose. You never graduated from high school? Rose: Not officially. Three weeks before graduation, I was asked to be in the kissing booth at the founders' day fair. Unfortunately, the first boy I kissed had a nasty case of mono. Well that afternoon, I passed it along to 50 young men. And one very confused female P.E. teacher who smelled of Old Spice. I slept day and night for the next six months and when I finally woke up I had missed my graduation and the integration of major-league baseball.