Quote from Blanche in Larceny and Old Lace
Rose: Okay, Blanche. You landed on sports. Here's the question. "What famous football player wore panty hose-" Blanche: Doug Curloff, Tampa Bay Bucs, New Year's Eve. We were at the Holiday Inn near the airport. Dorothy: The complete question is, "-wore panty hose in a magazine advertisement?" Blanche: How the hell would I know? If I want to see a man in panty hose, I don't have to go out and buy a magazine.