Quote from Sophia in Larceny and Old Lace
Sophia: All right, it's late, I'm tired, so listen up. Dorothy: Oh, Ma, you gonna tell us a story? Sophia: No. I'm going to do shadow puppets. See? An elephant eating a peanut. Happy? Of course I'm gonna tell a story. Picture it: Morocco, the '30s. Rose: The 1930s? Sophia: No, 30 degrees. Do I look like Willard Scott? Of course the 1930s. Three close friends are haggling over a Camel. Rose: How many humps? Sophia: None! I'm talkin' about a cigarette. It was the last one. Well, anyway... Dorothy: Oh, Ma, what does this have to do with the diary? Sophia: Suddenly I'm on Nightline. I was just tryin' to tell a story here.