Quote from Sophia in My Brother, My Father
Sophia: Where is that idiot Stan? Angelo will be here from the airport any minute. Dorothy: I don't know where he is. You know, Stan's always late. He was even late for our first date. [doorbell] Sophia: And then you were late. Which is why you had to marry that stupid, lazy, no-good, pinhead of... [opening door] A prince. This man is a prince.