Quote from Sophia in My Brother, My Father
Blanche: Hi, Sophia. Ooh, what you making? Sophia: Lasagna al forno. Rose: Smells delicious. Sophia: Yeah. My great Aunt Nicolinda used to say, "Making lasagna al forno is like crossing a river. If you roll up your pants, don't be surprised if you find clams nipping at your heels." Rose: What'd she mean by that? Sophia: How should I know? She was a hopeless alcoholic.