Quote from Dorothy in Dorothy's New Friend
Rose: Barbara Thorndyke is coming here? Wow. I've never met a real author before. Blanche: I have. I once stood in line two hours at a bookstore for Arnold Schwarzenegger's autograph. Dorothy: When I think of great literary figures of our time, it's usually, uh, Faulkner, Fitzgerald, and Schwarzenegger. Rose: Did he sign your book? Blanche: Yes. But only after he refused to sign my thigh. Dorothy: He was probably intimidated to see a thigh bigger than his.