Quote from Dorothy in Three on a Couch
[flashback:] Rose: Dorothy, you owe me an apology. Your ad's right here. Dorothy: Oh, Rose, this is the personals column. Rose: So what? Dorothy: So what? You put an ad in the personals that said I will do anything for $8.00 an hour? Look. It's right under an ad that reads, "History professor seeking nonsmoking Oriental woman who is into Wesson Oil and bears a resemblance to Florence Henderson." Carl: Is that signed "Doug"? Dorothy: Yes. Carl: I know him. He's a sick man.