Quote from Dorothy in Three on a Couch
Dorothy: It was absolutely dreadful. I spent the entire evening going in and out of consciousness while a guy with a silver tooth and a scorpion tattoo on his arm tried to grope me through the Vicks VapoRub. Blanche: Oh, stop your complaining. Mike was a very nice man. Dorothy: He burned down a diner in Arkansas because his eggs were runny.