Quote from Blanche in Three on a Couch
[flashback:] Dorothy: I meant, Blanche, that I am sick. I can barely stand. You'll just have to go on without me. Blanche: Go on without you? This is not a wagon train. This is a double date. It doesn't work that way. It's the both of us or nothing. Dorothy: You'll just have to cancel your date, too. Blanche: Cancel my date? With Larry? Dorothy, how long have you been inhaling this VapoRub? Dorothy: Blanche. Blanche: Dorothy, I have been waiting for Larry to ask me out ever since our eyes first met at Del's Route 1 Chevron. I climbed on the hood of his LeBaron and wrote my phone number on his windshield with the heel of my Pappagallo pump. Dorothy: Isn't that how Mrs. Simpson met the Duke of Windsor?