Quote from Blanche in The Audit
Dorothy: So, uh, how much will you give me? Mr. Escobar: $100 for everything. Dorothy: Oh. Blanche: Wait a minute. Sir! I am shocked at your insensitivity. May I point out to you that this is no ordinary pitcher? This pitcher was carried thousands of miles across the ocean by her great-great-grandmother. A woman who came to this country in search of a better life, as have done millions of immigrants throughout history. Why, this pitcher is a symbol of freedom. This pitcher is a symbol of liberty. This pitcher was made in Taiwan. Well! Maybe they stopped off at the Ellis Island gift shop. The point is, this pitcher is worth a considerable amount of money. Mr. Murray: Lady, that story is worth more than the pitcher.