Rose: I've only cheated once in my life and I vowed I'd never do it again.
Blanche: Couldn't handle the guilt?
Rose: No, I got caught. Oh, it was the worst experience of my whole life. St. Olaf was rocked by the scandal.
Blanche: What'd you do, shortchange somebody down at the feed store?
Rose: Worse. I fed BB's to my prize lamb, Harlan, so he'd weigh in heavier at the county fair.
Blanche: Oh, my God, Rose. How do you sleep at night?
Rose: I knew it was wrong all along, but I wanted to win first prize. And I would have if Harlan could have held it just a little longer.
Blanche: [to Dorothy] Boy, did you just miss a real gem.