Mr. Murray: You know, folks, I've been at this job almost four years now, and in that short time I can honestly say I have never seen such an inept, clumsy, downright stupid attempt to avoid paying income tax.
Stan: Thanks. That means a lot coming from you.
Mr. Murray: I can also honestly say that I'm amazed the way this lays out, you only owe the government a small amount.
Dorothy: You're kidding.
Mr. Murray: No. $5000.
Dorothy: $5000! We don't have that kind of money.
Mr. Murray: Uncle Sam doesn't like to hear that.
Dorothy: Aunt Dorothy doesn't enjoy saying it.