Quote from Dorothy in A Visit from Little Sven
Blanche: Rose, wait a minute. I can explain everything. It's not like you think. Rose: If Sven said you kissed him, you kissed him. Blanche: I did kiss him, but it was just pretend. We were having lunch at Fairview Gardens. Well, Floyd McCallan walked in with another woman. So I pretended Swin was my boyfriend just to make Floyd jealous. Dorothy: Did you explain any of this to Sven? Blanche: I assumed he knew. Dorothy: Blanche, how could you assume anything? The man offered to kill dinner for us last night.