Sophia: Dorothy, I want a driver's license.
Dorothy: What for?
Sophia: I'm doing a lot of stuntwork in the new Burt Reynolds movie. Why do you think?
Dorothy: Come on, Ma, you haven't driven in years. Why is this coming up now?
Sophia: This morning at the center, Gladys Weinstock and I had a fight. We both claim we're natural redheads, but of course at our age we can't prove it anymore.