Quote from Blanche in Brotherly Love
Dorothy: Blanche, what's the matter? Blanche: You know that attorney I've been dating? I caught him handling melons at the A&P. Dorothy: And I take it they weren't yours? Blanche: You missed my point, Dorothy. He told me he was a lawyer. Turns out he's a fruit waxer. Why do men have to put up false pretenses? Sophia: This from a woman who wears more padding on her chest than Johnny Bench.