Ted: I met this great looking stewardess on the flight and I asked her to go to Acapulco and she could only go if I found a sitter for her two kids. [to Dorothy] Hey, I'd really appreciate it.
Dorothy: Come again.
Ted: They are great kids. One of them plays with matches and stuff, but you don't smoke, do you?
Stan: Teddy, you old stud.
Ted: Hey, hey, hey. I mean, you hang around the master long enough, you're gonna pick up a few tricks.
Dorothy: Listen, uh Ted, I hate to interrupt... What was all that sweet talk about your having a crush on me?
Ted: Well, I did, but that was a long time ago.
Dorothy: Yeah, but... What about last night?
Ted: Well, I'll always remember last night as a very special evening.
Dorothy: It was. It was a very special evening. And that's why I'm going to keep that deep dark secret about yourself that you told me strictly between the two of us.
Ted: Uh, thank you, I appreciate it.
Dorothy: Don't mention it. Good night, Ted. And goodbye. Goodbye.
Host: Collins, party of two, please.
Dorothy: Oh, uh, may I borrow this for a minute? [over p.a.] Uh, ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please. The gentleman at table five in the blue suit is impotent. Bon appetit.