Sophia: Pay attention. You're in for a treat.
Dorothy: Oh, Ma, not another act.
Sophia: No, Dorothy, not just another act, the act. I've taken a classic and reworked it Sophia-style. [plays taped piano music, sings] Thanks for the Medicare For Blue Cross and Blue Shield For a hip that finally healed Remember on prescriptions Generic is a steal We thank you so much. [stops] Okay, what do you think? Now, don't hold back. I can take the criticism.
Blanche: Depressing.
Dorothy: Awful.
Rose: Stinky.
Sophia: Go to hell, all of you!
Dorothy: Actually, she took it better than I had expected.