Quote from Dorothy in Letter to Gorbachev
[fantasy:] Rose: Now I'd like to introduce my friends. [The crowd chants "Brezhnev"] Rose: No, no, no. This is Dorothy. Dorothy: You have a very beautiful country and I have enjoyed my stay here. When it comes down to it, your lives aren't really that different than ours. Except for your toilet paper. No wonder you people always look so grouchy.