Rose: Sophia, why are you so obsessed with money?
Sophia: Because I wanna buy a TV for my bedroom.
Dorothy: Ma, we have a perfectly good TV set in the living room.
Sophia: Yeah, but you never let me watch what I like. And I wanna make sure I don't miss that final episode of MASH I've been hearing so much about.
Blanche: Sophia, honey, that show hasn't been on in years.
Sophia: Is Hotel still on?
Blanche: Yes.
Sophia: Hotel is still on and MASH isn't? How gullible do you think I am? Do I look like Donna Rice?